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alvin-flang:

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

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dimples-of-discontent:

arahir:

honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

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metradell-vyorei:

quackmom:

Making friends on tumblr is weird. It’s like “Hi, I don’t know where you’re from but I know your kinks and exactly how depressed you were last Tuesday.”

“I don’t know your name but I know how many dicks you’ve sucked and seen your asshole, you said you were feeling sad so I wanted to check in on you”

surprisedentistry:

snulbug2:

fagmurdock:

fagmurdock:

that supergirl lesbian kiss where the girls look like they are going to quit after that take is the polar opposite of the scene in brokeback where alma sees jack and ennis making out and heath ledger almost broke jake gyllenhaals nose

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the binary

#someone said ‘the supergirl kiss looks like when michael kissed oscar on the office’ and it does and i’m screaming

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this is literally the same gif

sophietwilight:

rocketreturns:

its gonna be unreal funny when absolutely nothing happens tomorrow

longtime users after december 17th:

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Slightly uncomfortable dump

ayusaurus:

catchymemes:

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OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

idontgiveaneffie:

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

an-eldritch-mystery:

under-the-arch:

ivan-fyodorovich:

claraxbarton:

harrysgucciteam:

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Bottom right

Top left… less chance of small children spilling its contents onto themselves, and if you turn the handle to the right it’s over the stove top and not hanging over the edge

Top right for tea, top left for keeping things warm. 

Whether I use the one in my apartment or the one back at mom and dad’s it’s always the bottom right

mxlxdroit:

gaypunkbf:

swanboulet:

pixelspaceboy:

daloy-politsey:

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz.
2) Jewish Americans created comic books.
3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

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Black Americans also created blues music, which forms the basis for rock and roll and therefore most popular music today!

samspurpletoothbrush:

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

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firedrill:

Me: why didn’t I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote “savage” every time Lady Macbeth spoke

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